Butt Stallion's Castle

Brighter than the shiniest stars, magical-er than the majestic-est mages, is Castle Sparklewithers. With its ultra-super-cool sparkly walls and rainbow razzle dazzle towers, it’s the awesomest castle that has ever existed in lore or yore (a timespan of roughly a tinillion eons).

The castle glows so brightly, the queendom is bathed in eternal light! Too bad, owls and bats and vamps and sleep or whatever, because it’s daylight 24/7 up in here.