Brighthoof is the crown jewel of Queen Butt Stallion’s bodacious queendom: a beacon of light to all who yearn to bunker or be badass.

Though diligently protected by the honored Diamond Guard, the capital city of the Wonderlands has been brought low by the un-thick, un-good, mega-bad-kind-of-badasses of the world! With its peace in pieces, this once-vibrant port city needs a new neigh-borhood Hero to save the day—or maybe even time itself! Ooh, yeah. That sounds better.