Valentine would tell you he's a dashing rogue with a penchant for danger and a flair for heroism. Others would describe him as "a washed-up low-rent space pirate" or "no longer welcome at this Pancake Castle or any other participating locations" or, most recently, "you're going to crash us into that mountain, knucklehead!"

He loves Bunkers & Badasses, eager to play the gallant savior and immerse himself in the story.

He's quick on his feet but tends not to think about long-term consequences. Honestly, you're lucky if he gets to short-term consequences.

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