Seawargs

Sharks: nature's perfect killing machine, unchanged for a hundred million years. Humanity's one solace has been that luckily, these dum-dums never figured out how to get onto land (not for very long, anyhow). Enter the SEAWARG, the Wonderlands' answer to natural selection's oversight! The seawarg laughs in the face of evolution, kicks the food chain in the groin, and steals the lunch money of ecological equilibrium. It's got all the teeth and then some, runs on four legs, burrows to strike from underground, and has the audacity to look adorable while doing it. Honestly, it's only a matter of time before they're in charge around here.