Goblins

Everywhere you look in the Wonderlands, you'll find the subtle fingerprints of a loving creator whose ineffable design brings the world into perfect harmony. Meanwhile, the Goblins are the grease-glazed thumb smudges of a sugar-addled creator who just ate two gas station burritos for afternoon tea.

Small and tricky, these surly little brussels sprouts wreak havoc wherever they can. They may be individually weak, but they are dangerous in large numbers. Always tinkering, Goblins are adept with all sorts of long-range weapons and gadgets. Don't think you're safe up close, though—anything in their way gets the old axe-to-the-knee, or exploded with improvised TNT.