Cyclopes

Trundling out of the dusty annals of myth and into the fantastic realm of the Wonderlands, the cyclops is a nasty brute. Short on depth perception but big on, well, everything else, a cyclops' favorite pastime is killing people who think they're clever (cyclopes have very fragile egos). While they're pummeling you into a crunchy red pulp, it may give some small comfort to know that in their heart of hearts, most cyclopes abhor violence and consider themselves artists, intellectuals, and overall really nice guys.