Fairy Punchfather
Magic: nothing in the Wonderlands is as precious, nor as fragile. Something so delicate must be carefully-yet-zealously defended with the tender soul of a volunteer veterinarian, and the muscles of a whole calendar's worth of firemen. Enter the Fairy Punchfather, on whose mighty deltoids rests the awesome responsibility of safeguarding all magic! Through his innate fairy connection to the natural world, he can sense any threat to its order... and then punch it. Like, real hard. Thus has the Overworld's magical and natural order been maintained for millennia!